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| Gender: | Female |
| Species: | Latex Babe Human |
| Profession and/or purpose: |
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| Games seen or mentioned in: |
SQ4 |
| Locations seen or mentioned in: | |
| Voice Actor(s): |
Kelli Spurgeon |
Backstory
Zhondra Wysiwyg [1] (Zondra for short) is the leader of the Latex Babes of Estros. She claims to have been intimately involved with Roger Wilco at some point between the Space Quest 6 and the Space Quest 10 eras, to the point of them almost being married. She is not Cornucopia Agricorp, but may be one of her more beautiful clones.
It is unclear how the SQ10 era's Roger involvement with Zondra took place (especially since he seems well involved with Beatrice Wankmeister by the time of SQ6, and Beatrice is a formidably jealous woman). The data entry for Latex Babes hints at one possible scenario, that Roger Wilco was a two-timing janitors (and Latex Babes dislike two-timing janitors).
Game Involvement
After stealing a Timepod and escaping from the Space Quest 12 era during the Space Quest 4 game, Roger ended up on Estros in the SQ10 era. There he was accosted by Zondra and her Latex Babes. Zondra was extremely angry at Roger for running out on her, and complained that Roger claimed he couldn't be tied down and had to be free to roam the galaxy. The SQ4 era Roger, of course, was completely baffled by this, since at that point he had never met Zondra before.
Zondra forced Roger into her sub at gunpoint, and brought him back to the Latex Babes' Underwater Fortress to exact her revenge. There she strapped Roger into a restraining chair, and bid her cohort Thoreen to torture Roger.
However, before the torture could commence, the fortress was attacked by a sea slug, and the Latex Babes ran off. Roger was left behind, but managed to escape the restraining chair and kill the sea slug.
The Latex Babes returned, and Zondra was so thankful to Roger for saving her that she forgave him for running out on her and decided to let him go. Zondra decided to celebrate by going shopping, and took Roger with her and her cohorts in her pink hoverconvertible to the Galaxy Galleria. Zondra and the Latex Babes then ran off to shop, leaving Roger on his own once again. Zondra did however accidentally drop her ATM card, which Roger, after obtaining a disguise to resemble Zondra, used to steal enough buckazoids to buy a PocketPal connector for his PocketPal.
Behind the scenes
One fan theory is that Zondra is Beatrice herself, who joined the Latex Babes and changed her name after Roger dumped her. However, no one can know for sure.
Dialogue
"You've got a lot of nerve coming back here, Roger Wilco."
"After leaving me the way you did? You male scum!"
"This is the last woman you'll ever dump on. Right, girls?"
"Said you couldn't be tied down."
"You said ya had to be free to roam the galaxy."
"You'll be sorrier than you look, we'll see to that."
"Into the sub, flyboy!"
"This is Zondra. We are approaching Checkpoint Six. Prepare to open the tunnel door."
"Activate the door."
"Comfy, Mr. Wilco?"
"Shut up! Your whimpering sickens me."
"I'll teach you not to run out on me!"
"Thoreen is quite knowledgable in the ways of torture."
"I'll let the two of you get acquainted. Thoreen, do your stuff."
"Wasn't he great, girls?"
"Well, Rog... I guess we can call it even. Thank you for ridding our fortress of that slimy, awful sea slug."
"I, uh... I know I can't blame you for backing out at the last minute. I guess I was a little overbearing. Sorry. Can we still be good friends?"
"No, Roger, you were right. You don't need to spare my feelings. It just wasn't meant to be. It's better this way."
"Well, girls, I feel like celebrating. Let's go shopping!"
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- ↑ Space Quest Companion, Second Edition, 243